Friday, October 10, 2008
From one of them New York City elite-types
Jay Harlow writes:
i can see an abandoned factory from my house, so i am qualified to solve the domestic socioeconomic problems caused by global free trade (though, not the corresponding problems overseas—i can't see that far and i wouldn't want to overstate my qualifications).
Friday, October 3, 2008
Thanks to Beth Ann
BAK collected these --
From Glenn Cassidy: My 70-year-old mother can see a nuclear power plant from her house, so that makes her a nuclear engineer. [Editor's note, shouldn't that make her Monty Burns?]
From Scott Watkins: My state borders an ocean, so I'm qualified to be Aquaman.
From Gail Atwater: I can read the blog, therefore I invented the internets!
From Charlene Reiss: I can see my neighbor's horses from my window, so I'm like a rhinestone cowboy.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
I am without the internets at home...
So I am posting these from campus. I hope you people appreciate that 10 minute walk.
Beth Ann Koelsch:
I can see a telephone pole outside of my window, so I must be the Wichita Lineman.
Becky Branting:I see a fence out my window. Therefore, I am qualified to be a border patrol agent. Can't wait to shoot me some illegals! Yeeehaaa!
Friday, September 26, 2008
And with this one, good night. Mail more!
Even More Absurdity
More Absurdity
Justin Lester used to be able to see the ocean from the window of his old apartment, which qualifies him to be a marine biologist, naval admiral, or dolphin.
(He can now see a gay bar from his house, which qualifies him for...?)
Jessica Gulish: "I can see a gym. I'm in great shape, obviously!"
And: "Helicopters fly over our place all the time. I haven't decided if I'm going to accept the newscopter 9 pilot job or I might go with trafficcopter 980."
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