I am without the internets at home...

So I am posting these from campus. I hope you people appreciate that 10 minute walk.

Beth Ann Koelsch:

I can see a telephone pole outside of my window, so I must be the Wichita Lineman.

Becky Branting:

I see a fence out my window. Therefore, I am qualified to be a border patrol agent. Can't wait to shoot me some illegals! Yeeehaaa!