Friday, September 26, 2008

More Absurdity


Justin Lester used to be able to see the ocean from the window of his old apartment, which qualifies him to be a marine biologist, naval admiral, or dolphin.

(He can now see a gay bar from his house, which qualifies him for...?)

Jessica Gulish: "I can see a gym. I'm in great shape, obviously!"

And: "Helicopters fly over our place all the time. I haven't decided if I'm going to accept the newscopter 9 pilot job or I might go with trafficcopter 980."

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